Wednesday, June 25, 2008

JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE BATHROOM

There are many factors that make an office more enjoyable to work at. Having your favorite snacks in the vending machine. Unlimited amounts of soda to drink. Having a friendly and knowledgeable receptionist. But one thing that I think is very important is the location and placement of the bathrooms. I don't know who designed my office building, but they must have not put much thought into bathroom placement. Every time I what to go to the bathroom, I must set out on a long and arduous journey that takes me into parts unknown. The men's bathroom is 10 feet from my desk. To go to the woman's I must get up, walk across the floor to the reception area, exit the big, heavy glass doors and walk through the elevator area (which has a disco ball by the way). Then I must scan my ID card to open another big, heavy glass door, pass the stairs and the go through 2 more doors to get into the bathroom. I wouldn't mind it being far away if I didn't have to do so much work to get there. The doors are really heavy, and I have to bring my ID card so I don't get locked out. I also am sometimes forced to make small talk if there is someone waiting for the elevator. Then there is the seemingly growing tension between the receptionist and the rest of the employees, or I get sucked into some story she has about her family or kids, which I could not care less about. But that is another story for another day.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

MYSTERIES OF THE DEEP SOUTH

Last Thursday was "one of those days" and on my way home from work, I found hope and inspiration from this flyer that was posted in my subway car. It seems pretty legit so I think I'm going to check it out.



If you cannot read it from the flyer, I will type it out for you here...

GUARANTEED RESULTS IN 24 HOURS

THIS SOUTHERN BORN Spiritualist who brings TO YOU the solutions to the mysteries of the DEEP SOUTH, seeks to help many thousands of people who have been CROSSED, HAVE SPELLS, CAN'T HOLD MONEY, WANT LUCK, WANT THEIR LOVED ONES BACK, WANT TO STOP NATURE PROBLEMS, or WANT TO GET 'RID OF STRANGE SICKNESS. If you are seeking a surefire woman to do for you the things that are needed or WISH TO GAIN FINANCIAL AID or PEACE, LOVE and PROSPERITY in the home, you need to see this woman of GOD today! SHE TELLS YOU ALL BEFORE YOU UTTER A WORD. SHE can bring the SPIRIT OF RELEASE and CONTROL your every affair and dealing. ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM ILLNESS OR DISEASE that YOU CANNOT CURE? There is a doctor of all doctors. This doctor is GOD. THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE are amazed at the resulted gotten by TERESA.

WHEN YOUR CASE SEEMS HOPELESS, THERE IS A REMEDY FOR YOU. Then come to see TERESA as many others do from far and near. YOU'RE BOUND TO BE SATISFIED!!! SATISFACTION DOUBLY GUARANTEED. (One visit is all you need).

THERESA works her power to SATISFY each and everyone. She reveals to you all of the hidden secrets, evil eyes and lurking dangers that my harm you. If you really want something done about the matter, HERE IS THE WOMAN WHO WILL DO IT FOR YOU IN A HURRY. DON'T TELL HER, LET HER TELL YOU. See her in the morning. BE HAPPY AT NIGHT. THIS WOMAN DOES WHAT OTHERS CLAIM TO DO!!!!!!!

DON'T LET THE DISTANCE KEEP YOU AWAY

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

NEW VH1 SHOW CANCELED FOR NOT BEING PATHETIC ENOUGH

Here was a lovely little article I found in The Onion... I'm so proud to work for such a fine and upstanding network.

New VH1 Show Canceled For Not Being Pathetic Enough
June 18, 2008
NEW YORK—In a press release Tuesday, Viacom executives announced their newest hour-long VH1 Celebreality program, Knight Life, with former Brady Bunch star Christopher Knight, has been canceled for failing to reach the wretched depths of the network's low standards. "Despite some really excellent footage of Christopher vomiting into his hot tub, Knight Life was just not pitiful enough to meet our audience's expectations," Viacom president and CEO Philippe Dauman said of the show, which only featured three unsuccessful attempts to hit on strippers, two drunken brawls, and a single midget. "Unfortunately, the program lacked the petty and reprehensible acts that demean all humanity and make for good, compelling television." Dauman added that VH1 would consider bringing the show back if Knight were to become so distraught by the cancellation that he had to be hospitalized for an unsuccessful suicide attempt.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

WHAT I DO AT WORK

So I have been a little neglectful of my blog... ok a lot neglectful, but I promise to be better.


In case any of you would like to see what I do at work, take a look at these two promos for I LOVE THE NEW MILLENNIUM... you know like I LOVE THE 80's or I LOVE THE 90's but for the past 8 years. I did the casting for these two promos and I'm excited to share them with you all.


I Love the New Millennium: Bushed from Vinny Lopez on Vimeo.


I Love the New Millennium: Hobbit from Vinny Lopez on Vimeo.


Kick off your Ugg boots and put down your iPods, 'cause VH1 is bringing you the next big hit in their hugely popular I LOVE THE... series. That's right, it's I LOVE THE NEW MILLENNIUM! In fact, we love the 2000's so much we couldn't even wait for them to end. This eight-hour series will cover the first eight years of the new millennium (2000 -- 2007, duh) and we're not leaving any stone unturned. Join us as we travel back in time to an era when Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston were happily married and Britney Spears still had her S#!T together.

From "Thong Songs" to Big Fat Greek Weddings, "wardrobe malfunctions" to the XFL, it's all here, and our expert team of celebrities, musicians, actors and comedians are back to tackle every hard-hitting issue you can imagine.


Don't forget to set your DVR for to watch the show...

June 23rd-26th ONLY on VH1 Rated #1 in OMG!

Monday June 23rd 9:00 PM- 11:00 PM EST (*2000 and 2001*)
Tuesday June 24th 9:00 PM- 11:00 PM EST (*2002 and 2003*)
Wednesday June 25th 9:00 PM- 11:00 PM EST (*2004 and 2005*)
Thursday June 26th 9:00 PM- 11:00 PM EST (*2006 and 2007*)